Hey, that's only one province over for me. I'm on my way!

You should find the episode of April O'Neil as a sexy teacher in Rescue Me. She's having sex with Denis Leary's nephew (she's his science teacher). When Leary's character goes to talk to her about it, she turns the table on him and has him over for a few nights, but he finds her so hot that he lasts like, maybe 30…

He's barricaded himself in the locked room!

That intern's REALLY backlogged.

She could have been the current… who?

She OBVIOUSLY needs to watch more 90210.

Okay, for the record, Master Blaster up there is like the fourth person to spell her first name wrong. ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE AND IN 15% (give or take) OF THE COMMENTS!

did you just JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS?

I'd do the one with the problems first. They're way more fun in the sack.

http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Oh, rabbit pumping. I haven't watched Clockwork Orange in a while.

You know,
I've been trying to find the playmate I had a thing for when I was 12 and found my dad's playboy. Now I can get lost on the site like I do when I read wikipedia!

DOC I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE

At least it gave Dave Coulier money to live off of for the rest of his life.

Bets are that they'd have probably spaced it out better had they been able to get to a second season. Everything's ramping up for what looks like a three-episode ending (I think?), and had it done that, I'd have had the beeper king make at least another appearance or two BEFORE the speech with him as a kid. You know,…

And Keira Knightley is striking.

By the way, I think Audrey Hepburn was the most beautiful woman to grace the movie screen. She was also the same weight for like, 40 years.

Who are the Olsen Twins?

So, you don't think for one second that because her MOTHER wrote the damn thing she'd want in on it, regardless of how much she knew of his poetry?

Maybe the steroids was really just a front because ZMF was using a Penis enlarger?