It's kind of like an un-hilarious house of Post-it-stein.

That's the gayest double comment ever. I hit the reply button twice and the post button once. GAY.

That's the gayest double comment ever. I hit the reply button twice and the post button once. GAY.

All I know is that he's out of High School. I bet if we go to his info and read old comments, we could put it together.

All I know is that he's out of High School. I bet if we go to his info and read old comments, we could put it together.

Don't you mean Smyrgasbyrd?

Buffy saved by the Bell!

Looks like you won't be melting the brown sugar on your waffles with milk today.

I thought Milk was ok until it started smelling weird. Doesn't this guy know about the smell test?

Dude, Are you still out of milk?

How to steal a random Nrabin paragraph about Meg Ryan and make it work in context:

The worst part is some of us can't load the comments which means we don't get to read your wisdom.

I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.

I GIVE THIS FRIEND A B-.

I want something that's funny. I want something that doesn't feel like I've already seen it on TVtropolis. I don't want re-hashed jokes that make me feel like I've outgrown it. I want something to make me feel good about petitioning it to come back. This episode had none of that. It had all the classic Family guy…

I used to think Crystal Bernard was hot.

If that were the case, it'd take me too long to say "Pho EN etic ALLY"

GET NATHAN RABIN RINGTONES ON YOUR MOBILE.

Because Vince McMahon is a dick who renames his company all the time and wants to rename all of the other names associated with him, or is it the Steroids?

In Soviet Russia, AV club comments YOU.