I've heard it pronounced "Keel-Bah-Sa", "Koo-Be-Saw" but never that way.

And the opening band, the eeeeiiah eeeeiiah eeeeiiahs?

Wow. Vampire Slater. All of a sudden I see Christian Slater dressed as Sarah Michelle Gellar. Ew.

I'd like a channel called IMHO. Our core programming would be a lot of programs that have "HO" in the name (Homicide: Life on the street, House, Bubba Ho-Tep, Home Alone, What Ho, She bumps!), Celebrities in the show with "HO" in their names (Margaret Cho, Hulk Hogan, Andy Warhol), or genuinely HO-ish programming…

Yee CYee DoubleYoo.

It's pronounced "Crappy resolution, or animated"

I was kind of hoping Stewie would get down from the roof by sliding along an electrical cable, actually.

And AV will give it a B+

I forgot how awesome that movie was until yesterday.

I hope the new theme song is YYZ.

X-Fyles: Fyt the Fyutyure is great, I hear.

Kielbasa.

If Seth's reading Andy Capp's comment, could you please do an episode in the old Spiderman cartoon style? I want to see mouth parts and arms move and change colour while the body stays in the same place. Maybe then I'll laugh a lot more.

Yes, inspiring-ly boring.

I don't watch Heroes but kept seeing ads about how an eclipse brings them their powers, and then another eclipse in an episode a week later takes them away again? What the crap?

I would have liked the Conway Twitty segment had it not been done a crapload of times before that. If they really wanted me to hear that song, there's a bunch of different ways to do that. What's next, bringing back the, "Play me out, Johnny!" guys from the dead?

This was one of the better ones? Are you nuts? There was NOTHING funny about the OJ storyline. It doesn't matter what year we're talking about, that shit was absolutely boring. I didn't find a single redeemable quality in it at all, and the payoff was just as lame. This was the first full episode of Family Guy that I…

I wrote most of this DURING Family Guy.
God, you know I've never seen a television show so popular try so hard to be UNFUNNY. It's as if they've already caught up to those seasons of the Simpsons that had people thinking it'd be cancelled. All of the culture references seemed forced, and the one thing I thought they…

Classy. Seeing as how 90% of the people do that, you've got a lot of shooting to do.

I've completely lost the metaphor for that one.