The collusion the

"I didn't run for president to make friends."

Came in here to make a joke about what we would tell our grandkids about this horrible time in history but
a) who's to say we'll even have grandkids and
b) if we do they'll probably be voting for President Pewdiepie running on the Literal Actual Fucking Nazi Party ticket.

Oh thank god, I was worried that things might get better.

You can't prosecute a husband and wife for the same crime.

My favorite part with the hat was when he was getting ready to poison Gus and he gets out of the car, puts it on and the music changes to the Walter White: Badass theme, and then Mike calls and says "Get back in your car Walter" and he sort of meekly acquiesces and drives off.

As long as this leads to being able to send sex clones anywhere in the universe I don't care what they call it.

IF A TYPO'D SCREED
IS WHAT YOU GET
YOU MUST BE READING
GREAT JOB INTERNET
BURMA SHAVE

Just as well, then I can keep on believing that Westeros ends up being ruled by the just, iron hand of the one true king Stannis.

That was so great I cringed all the way into my chest cavity.

Christ, I need a cigarette after reading this.

I read somewhere that Genghis Khan killed so many people that it cooled the earth so… maybe?

I mean, his movies were filmed here, so yeah.

Then you only get to stand by the window and smell what The Rock is cooking.

No sir I will not.

That sweet Laurel Canyon sound is timeless.

That period between "I now have the dexterity to make myself naked at will" and when they learn that you can't do that in public is rough but man I would do my best not to expose paying customers to it. Sounds like these people are basically Ned Flanders' parents.

I really don't think this felonious, butthole exposing family is qualified to manage a business.

… trade negotiations?

As obsessively as I check my upvotes on this site, I can believe it.