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Gerald McBoingboing
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I keep tellin' ye, we jus' grow potater wedges here.

Ah, Popeye's. It's been awhile, but I can still remember just the way you taste.

And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.

To show off your Dickon Manwoody costume?

Is it Nien Nunb?

This beef is so smooth, I could slurp it right up.

"I thought a Hellboy would be more horny!"

These movies are for Hellmen.

I mean… I can promise you whatever you want.

I hate the TSA, they serve no real porpoise and just make air travel more excruciatingly awful than it already is.

Lancelot Link and the Fast and the Furious

And then ten at night.

Who needs game when you've got bedroom eyes like these.

Could be a fun tie-in with the Flash TV show and all those Earth-1 shenanigans.

On the other hand, they are both reality show contestants.

Would you like me to clean your ficus, Mr. Deeds?

"We been livin' in sin long enough!"

Who's the villain in this version, Armand Assante?

The monkey is pretending to be a balloon.

I was expecting Lucille Bluth.