I thought it was Dave Matthews for the longest time, which made me secretly liking it hate myself even more.

"I can't stands bein' washed up! I haven't nailed a groupie in years, I gotta pay for hoors like a schmuck!"

A G on the streets
A C- in the sheets

The one across the street from the titty bar.

♫ Kooky, Kooky, lend me your comb ♪

Ah yes, the Young Guns special. It pairs well with his slackjawed Bill Paxton impression.

Honestly Darryl Hannah's freakish little wrinkled doppelganger was the best part of that movie.

So love thy neighbor
And keep the Sabbath
But now I got to give it
To my brother Barrabas

Can nouns verb?

What, like the hotel?

Second breakfast, first blood.

Honestly with all the eviscerating John Oliver's been accused of I'm surprised he hasn't cameo'd on this show already.

MC CLOVD

And the universally beloved Batman & Robin.

Well, I can tell you that not warming up does not not prevent injuries.

Sure, but where did the lighter fluid come from?

Sometimes your steak screams when you cut it.

Rubik, the Adventures of Cube?

Heckin' shameful scandal with the Prezzo an' his shpluppin' that school childrens, it really angers me a treason.

Reeeeemember me, Eddie? When I killed your rabbit I talked just
LIKE
THIS