AWW YEAH Avengers: Adam Warlock Shows Up and Kicks Ass HERE WE COME

And heeeeere come the pretzels!

What else have they got to work with, the Double Down?

King Charlie pulls The Peasant's Elbow from the Black Sweater and is rightwise crowned King of the Ring and All England. In slow motion and then really fast motion.

I think it's more spite than anything. "Take that liberals, haw haw" etc.

Is Chris Matthews considered liberal? The only thing I remember him doing is frantically humping the desk to that photo of G.I. Dubya when the "Mission Accomplished" story broke.

Cram whole treebabies into our mouths like apes? I won't have it!

I used to wear my Subway hat in social settings, only I turned it backwards to emphasize my rebelliousness.

We love Passengers now and here's why you should too.

Tell ya what I'm gonna do in a nuclear wah, gonna finally get ta all that killin' an' rapin' I been puttin' off. Mmmhmm.

I always had to ask my dad who all the old guys were every time there was a Bugs Bunny cartoon where Fred Astaire/Edward G. Robinson/Peter Lorre/etc. would show up, and by god I won't put my kids through the same hell!

I didn't read the thing I just scrambled here to be the first to make a Poochie reference.

Ol' Crazy Eyes

Too snooty for the Rooty Tooty?

Shit-flecked Richard Simmons: You can't handle the truth!

Failing Fox News throws good friend Bill O'Reilly under the bus! Worse than CNN, very unfair!

Hey man don't bogart that bear.

"Alright bro you're just gonna grab that bitch like hrrgggg and just snap that shit like it's a hundred years of integral character backstory. Shit's gonna be TIGHT YEE YEEUH!"

I remember reading back then about how he would "prank" his costars on the set of Lethal Weapon 2 by giving them dead animals in boxes or some other demented shit. I guess he's always been a stand up guy.

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