I love how it's "deal on" and not "deal with", like life is still a fucking game show and he's gonna tell Kim Jong Un "YA FIAHD" and that's how you win a war.

Yeah but this way you don't have to worry about bum spunk.

When Inside Jokes Attack

"Mary wut u wearing lol"

Get a Mountain Dew and just wring out the sandwich.

I call him Country Sir.

Not sure if I've heard this band's music or not but my dad claims to have opened for CSN many a yar ago and that David Crosby is a huge asshole so this tweet checks out.

Hello
AV Club
You're Quite
Good
At
Turning Me
On

CNN was on during lunch and there was a quote onscreen (from Drudge, of all people) saying "Republicans only know how to be the opposition, they don't know how to lead."

These fuckheads have to be praying for a 9/11 to take the heat off at this point.

Is this polliwog pet the thing Will puked up at the end or a different lovable creature?

The scientists are presumably Muslim.

"On the one hand, he is a failed businessman with multiple bankruptcies, divorces, ties to Russia and obvious contempt for every man, woman and child on the planet. On the other hand, she DID delete some emails."

I'm a pudgy ass troll
And my boss loves piss
Rosie O' Donnell can't
Step to this
HA PSH PCH HA PSH
A WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA PSH
PSH PA PCH
AWOKKA WOKKA WOKKA

Please God, Make It Stop, Internet

They can do that?

Meanwhile Joe Biden reclines dejectedly by the phone, reading the newspaper and trying not to look over at it never ringing.

I don't know, harass somebody!

Rosie O'Donnell as Bannon is inspired. Now if only Bea Arthur was still around to play Trump we could really have some fun.

I'd feel a lot better about this kind of ridicule if I thought Trump/Trumpers had the capacity for self-reflection necessary to learn from it.