They were neither "Millhouse" nor "Milhaus". Both are "Mylhaas".

Another mistake - 
 “Woman can be funny to!”
Should be
 “Women are never funny.”
Amirite, fellas?

But he and the 76 were right about the KFC buckets…

I am a puppy, and have poured out a 40 (peed on the floor) in the memory of my homeslice.
It's the AV Club's fault for not letting me log in as "Cute Little Puppy" why this joke sucked.

Balmore is a brown town. Geddit?

FMJ was based on a book and it follows the first 2/3rds pretty succinctly, including the locations.

CAN'T DRIVE 55-SIES!

Yeah, but he was one of Gotham's best police commissioners.

That's a bold statement.

What about "abos"? Is that considered a racist truncation?

Made me bawl like a little gell…

Did she drop out of summer school? Because it's summer. Only dummies go to school in the summer.

I wish to rock, if that's not too much trouble.

DANGER ZONE!

No. He's gained it all back and will play a dual role of Vice Dean/Fat Neil's dad.

Cocaine, crack, heroin, pharmaceuticals, liquor and meth is a hell of a drug.

At all points there's a record scratch.

I wish Uncle Bob was my father! You're just a sell-out!

Scarlet Letter starring the Scarlet Witch.

Or maybe "heno" is also a reference to Hank Kingsley?