My glasses…

Aluminum is relatively soft and malleable, but is not very reactive and is not dense. So I would say aluminum IS Canada.

Trogdor or GTFO.

I guess feeling Michigan is worse than feeling Minnesota.
I listened to Badmotorfinger 10 trillion times on my Walkman. What a voice.

Also, it's the Tonight Show. It serves the same purpose as it did when Carson or Leno were hosting. Some people like inoffensive blandness…

U-S-A! U-S-A!

The first four bars of the drum solo from Black Dog.

It's pronounced Nozzies.

Whatevs. Wake me when they form an "unholy alliance".

Tap's too high. Way to fuck it up, Archie.

He hasn't been reported as dead yet - I've been collecting his whiskey.

Yeah, I would say Grimes is plenty dark as well…

You know what they say - "Big chain, big wallet".

Dubai has a hockey team?

I got an Operation Dumbo Drop notification for this?

It's just you.

That's the problem with podcasts these days: too many uggos.

Blackula?

The important thing is that he's gone now. Phaneuf, I mean.

A dead hooker?