Yeah, Saxy Boy.

A difficult question
What was Neil's part in all this? You didn't mention Neil.

From what I've read, the German Navy was the least swayed by the Nazis and the requirement to be a willing part of the party for career progression.
That being said, they were still the same navy that killed the Allied soldiers' older brothers and fathers during WWI.

Starve them of what? Benny Hill DVD compilations and American blue jeans?

The B-side, "Fiststink", was better.

Yes. Because "Gareth" is a made-up name.

Best introduction on SNL ever - Steve Martin: "And now, Stingy!"

The Rugrats Movie
It was more of a singing part. Her, Fred what's-his-name from The B-52s, Iggy Pop, a rapper guy during his 15 minutes of fame, and some other people all sang a song about the discomfort of being born while in a nursery with Tommy Pickles' new baby brother. I should be able to sing the song from…

I'm in the mood for some engine-block eggs.

I will purchase hotels on Dyer's Eye-95.

Let the scanning stop right here, then.

More like worst-ever car - amirite, fellas?
Seriously - I had a Corsica, the Beretta's four-door variant. Had to replace the alternator every spring.
Anyway, your write-ups are awesome. I've never seen S5 and am working up to doing so thanks to them.

1970s detective shows on ABC
Donna - not to be a hypernerd or anything, but I think Matthew's "Beretta-style" comment was probably "Baretta-style". From the show instead of the firearm.

BEST DREAM SEQUENCES:
3. Homer falling asleep while driving and the sound effect when the fence is being dragged;
2. Land of Chocolate (happy dog not minding getting bitten, Homer's joy at finding a store selling half-off chocolate; and
1. Homer Daydreams about Clown College when the clowns dancing merrily in his doorway…

MITCHELL!!!

Scooby Doo?

I laughed like hell.
Ahh - whattya whattya.

Gross!
But strangely compelling…

STUPID O'NEAL!!!
Taking time off work when late-breaking Spiderman musical news stories PILE UP LIKE INJURIES AT THE SPIDERMAN MUSICAL!
To wit: some girl just quit the musical. Her last name: Mendoza.
To which I was totally going to write, if O'Neal was on the ball -
MENDOZA!!!!!!!
That is all.

Pierre Berton (another famous Canadian I assume only Canadians know) had a piece about Gould in one of his 1950s books that I found extremely astute (for the 1950s) that discussed the beginnings of both his hypochondria and his desire to quit performing in public and attempt to make sonically perfect recordings.
At one…