We should both be filled with shame. Me, for being wrong, and you, for knowing right.

I only have one question - does Jables fart on someone?

It's alright - Kool Kat's also put on 75 lbs and gone insane…

@Flaubert:
Liz Taylor, right?

My favourite is Street Life, which does a good job of intermixing the band's big hits with Ferry's solo (mostly cover) stuff. It's old and out of print, like me.

Colleen Jones ALMOST DIED a couple weeks ago from some brain thing. If she had, that would have left only three Canadians with an observable personality.

The guy from 30 Rock with the hats and the Stray Cats guy? Man, what you talkin' 'bout?

That'll do, Dog, that'll do.

Juice Loosener.

Herb was one of the few characters on the show to display unconditional love (other than Marge and Stupid Flanders), the result of which bankrupted him.

My Iron Iron, by Radiohead
I remember the Millennium episode and choose to re-remember that old dude in a giant one of those 1950s Bakelite-handled irons. It's funnier that way.

Tied with Rick(y) Schroeder's on NYPD Blue. Put a sock in it, please.

Cliff chained himself inside his mother's house.

HATE CRIME!

I thought the Star Wars was going to do that.

Cancer Aids, everybody!

Notes from network:
Replace middle-aged dude with Annie. Viewers will appreciate chloroform call back.
Appreciate…heartily…

I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time time.

Yeah, I think he got a nose job (made bigger) or something.
It was still better than 85% of all television.
Goodbye, Chase!

The armed services should sponsor this show and the British lady can get each unemployed person to come to terms with the reasons why they can't get a job. Then they'll hug. Then, a recruiter shows up and it turns out they enlisted halfway through the episode. Problem solved!