There is nothing I want to do more than to channel Ruth Buzzi and smack the hell out of you with a purse for laughs. Such slander of the Holy Buzzi shall not be tolerated.

I've tried 4 Miranda Sings videos. 2 barely made me laugh once, so naturally the thing I hate is getting traction. God is not good to entertainment in 2016.

I'M NOT THAT THRILLED WITH BILLY EICHNER IN MORE MEDIA! HIS SHTICK ABOUT SHOUTING THE MOST BLAND AND OBVIOUS CHOICES IN THINGS RELATING TO THE OSCARS AND POP MUSIC IS BEYOND DISPLEASING ALREADY! VOICE IMMODULATION LIKE HIS IS RATHER GRATING!

I'd add another two cents of mine, but I'm too sheepish.

"The Ramsey family is suing CBS over its JonBenét documentary"

For the record, Colby Keller can act. He especially shows this in the X-MEN porn parody he did when he essentially channeled Wolverine but all screwing dudes' brains out.

"So… I'm not gonna say Alyssa was as fucked over this week"

1. Phi Phi as worn out Nomi Malone is this season's Thorgy as CRACKED OUT FRIDA KAHLO AND I AM HERE for it.

LET'S GET INTO IT:

"Parker and Stone tend to get a lot of criticism for their 'both sides are garbage' rhetoric"

Autobiographical scrapbook? So he's copying his stans from Twitter who literally do this every day since his career started.

"Boxing Daria" took a cynic and made her human. I love that episode so much.

RuPaul is GOD.

She was one of my favorite Surreal Life cast members just for that legendary scene confronting a jackass with an umbrella. Some of the best TV I ever saw and proof that Trans women can be just as badass as anyone else. R.I.P. you tough bitch you. <3

and COHESIVE albums…Beyonce came correct cohesively with B'Day and self-titled. Rihanna's ANTI on the other hand? 3 good songs ["Desperado", "Woo" and "Same Ol Mistakes"] but is essentially a sequel to Rated R or a slightly tries to be deeper Talk That Talk.

All I know is that it has to take SEVERAL listens for me to accept that Gaga is becoming subtle and I hate that. The Lady Gaga I loved from "Paparazzi" onward is fashion bullseye material FOR DAYS. She makes deliciously wacky pop songs; not let Tame Impala level "subtlety" infiltrate. If it wasn't for the public…

Listening to this album, and while some of the tracks are absolutely SKIP worthy, "Visa", "Borders" and "Go Off" are amazing.

10 to 1 they might have considered GAGGING us by having Adore…DO FRIDA KAHLO.

BITCH, I'm ready for this:

BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROOS…