Uh, did you leave out the HOLIEST OF BLIZZARDS, THE STRAWBERRY CHEESEQUAKE BLIZZARD? No, "Royal" blizzards don't count.

I'm just disappointed that that blonde mutant and presumed Hitler sympathizer wasn't referred to as "Aryan 51". The verbal barbs about her looks really needed work.

Apart from lovely Taran Killam in skivvies, THAT IS THE BEST WAY I'VE SEEN THAT DAMNED THING GET TIGER-FUCKED WITH VICIOUS BARBS. <3

SCOOT IN THE MELLY…or whatever it is. I thought of Willam from Drag Race when I read that.

Take the intended Snapchat demographic and multiply by 2.

He could be a gogo-boy. I mean he might not be sexy, but at least it'd be…not uber demanding for him maybe?

Maybe it's the cynic in me but I forget some people are filled with hope like that…but they forget what things like "the human variable" and the concept of time is, especially in this short-term satisfaction laden/24 hour news cycle/social media climate…yeah; shit's fucked.

Nobody that went to colleges or universities in the U.S. think they're going to change the world. They think, "WOW, I'm about to have sooo much sex and maybe become smarterer."

Apart from Lena Dunham, we're not really represented by "people". Merely, cartoon stills like Spongebob Squarepants, Pokemon and Arthur with either hypersexualized captions or mundane shit about life in general [high school "drama", not getting paid enough at a job that person could barely get, etc.] In other words,…

GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS/ WAIT, IS THAT SEXIST NOW/ I'VE GOT A BLANK STARE, BABY/ DON'T HAVE A COW

SLACK LIVES MATTER

He was never able to take a gay joke she made about him, he knows her obsession with reality TV, creates a TV show from a trollop with a sex tape…SOON, Kathy's standup career is damn near finito not even maybe after 2 years of Kardashi-mania…

Cancel her show and slink away into obscurity where she can think she was subversive even though she really wasn't.

Kim Kardashian has sex with a 3rd rate R&B singer on camera. Technically, she did hazmat work but that's another thing. PERSONALLY, I think the Kardashians were created by Ryan Seacrest to screw with Kathy Griffin's career.

"Firebrand"? The hell is that? Something M. Night Shymalan didn't know of making The Last Airbender?

Abridged version: nepotism and dumb luck.

That amateur only did Dallas.

*tasteless reference to Joran van der Sloot & Natalee Holloway*

But you are the first to include pretty since Jack Abramoff.

I thought that was Samantha.