Batista is the Ralph Wiggum of Miami Metro. They give him a keyboard just to tap on and keep him busy, but it's not connected to anything.

"Hahahahaha Dexter has three episodes left and he's spending his time putting beards on nine year-olds."

My plan was to cancel Showtime after the next season of Homeland, but I think I just need to pull the plug now. Season 3 will show up on Netflix eventually.

MCH is reaching Harrison Ford-like levels of phoning it in.

I love how people on this show forget all the horrible shit that's been done to them 13 seconds later.

Ouch!

I'd say Dexter is more like what the dog produces a few hours after the Alpo.

If the final shot of this show is not the La Guerta Bench, I am writing a strongly worded email to Showtime.

Everyone in Dayton talks with a British accent, just to fuck with everyone else.

Justified would be vastly improved if that guy that Raylan killed in the very first scene in the show regularly appeared as a ghost to give him really dumb and obvious advice.

Dexter Writer 1: "Fourth to last episode, guys. What scene do we absolutely have to include?"

When the final scene of this show is Dexter and Hannah lounging on a beach in the Caymans, as I'm increasingly dreading it will be, it will be Fs for everyone!

Holy shit, is that Poppie as Lt. Nick Rivera?

Does this mean he's not going to be in Gone Girl?

Did anyone else but me enjoy the first half of the movie more than the second half?

The worst decision that Ben Affleck the director made on Argo was casting Ben Affleck the actor as the lead.

From Vulture on 8/16/13:

I mostly agree, but I have to admit that the woman who didn't say a word for the entire season suddenly breaking into song with this angelic voice fell flat for me. Seems like that kind of crap would get pulled on a much lesser show than this.

It took me several episodes (and, in truth, an IMDB lookup) before I realized that the actor who plays Healy also played Steve the racist on Deadwood.

Bastard from a basket!