How much weight did Forest Whitaker lose?

Wait, wait, wait … you mean the comic book is actually WORSE than that piece of shit movie? Wow.

If I weren't so lazy I would respond to this with an account called "RC Cola".

Great list.

Twin Peaks?

That's OK, you would have never respected me anyway.

Argo inspired me to send Ben Affleck a check for acting lessons.

I always hate it when people (in TV shows or in life) just lean in and kiss someone out of the clear blue sky like that. So unbelievably awkward. And, in the history of humanity, that has worked exactly zero times.

I think Mullet Cop is working with the Bridge Killer. They are a team.

I remember when Lyle Lovett used to get cast in roles in the 90s by major directors like Robert Altman.

Yeah, I get it.

Bruce Willis is awful, but there are two things I do admire about him:

There was a Harris in my high school (except his name was Eric). He was into all the nerdy shit that should have gotten him beat up: he had long curly hair and a moustache, he played D&D during lunch, he wore Iron Maiden shirts practically every day, he did tech stuff for the drama department.

Tie your damn shoes, you'll trip and break your neck. Is that what you want?

I've always wanted to make a realistic looking werewolf costume and scare the shit out of people at Halloween parties, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I can barely sew a button on a shirt.

You just bought yourself another Saturday.

Yes, I greatly prefer the earlier seasons, when they actually used science to test myths rather than just endlessly recreate bullshit from movies and YouTube videos we already know is fake.

Yes, he's in full-on Master Thespian mode.

I could hear the writers in the conference room in my head during that scene.

I saw TPIR live in the mid-90s, when Barker was at his most ornery. During the commercial breaks he would make fun of people in the audience. It was hilarious because you couldn't tell if he was just being dry and sarcastic or if he really wanted to hurt people's feelings. Probably a mix of both.