Eh, that would make as much sense as anything else on this dumbass show.

Nothing in this season has been as brilliant as the LaGuerta Memorial Bench.

Don't forget that someone in the writer's room is under the profoundly mistaken impression that Hannah McKay is an interesting character.

Joshua jokes about Harrison killing the neighbor lady, but if any show was dumb enough to have a twist like that, it's this one.

I'm going to make this comment, but I will do nothing to promote it.

I intentionally left the "a" off "Erica" because I didn't want people to think I was making fun of Italians.

Ken Marino and Eric Oyama are far too good looking to be as funny as they are.

Yeah, I also didn't know until this episode that Gus is not Alma's son, which means Marco has (probably) been married before. And I guess Alma is a teacher at Gus' school (maybe that's how Marco and Alma met?) If they explained that in an earlier episode, I missed it.

He makes a good point about the obviousness of the California setting. It's the one glaring thing on this show that feels inauthentic. It's the most obvious in the Halloween episode, where they are trick or treating in broad daylight.

I'm a little confused about Marco, his family, and geography. I must have spaced out and missed some details.

Well, my favorite cereal is Frosted Flakes, but I don't eat it because it's pure sugar. So I eat this All-bran stuff that tastes fine and keeps the ol' pipes clear.

Kellogg's All-Bran Complete and a glass of orange juice.

But nerds are my mortal enemy!

When I first watched this show, I thought they had just gone out and found a Bill Haverchuck to play that role.

Please don't mention PBS in front of my dad, unless you want to hear him repeat some rant he heard about it on Fox News.

No clue. They removed all of the suspense and dark comedy, which is what made the book good in the first place.

The book is much, much, much better than this.

Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many flaws.

I have to say, after watching the preview for this movie, it felt like it was going to be a C+. This isn't surprising to me.

He's right that District 9 started out with an fascinating concept before it devolved into a dull parade of action movie cliches.