Well, I have been told that it sound rather pleasant.

You know… everyone keeps saying that I talk too much.  I have no idea why.  In fact, I think I'm rather quiet for a Cardassian.

You know… everyone keeps saying that I talk too much.  I have no idea why.  In fact, I think I'm rather quiet for a Cardassian.

Greetings fellow, Cardassians.  It is good to be back.  Once again, I apologize for depriving you all of my wonderful thoughts on the historical events of Terrok Nor.  As I said, I would liked to share my thoughts on the beginning of The Maquis; but the nature of these write-ups made that a little difficult.  Now, I…

Greetings fellow, Cardassians.  It is good to be back.  Once again, I apologize for depriving you all of my wonderful thoughts on the historical events of Terrok Nor.  As I said, I would liked to share my thoughts on the beginning of The Maquis; but the nature of these write-ups made that a little difficult.  Now, I…

Greetings fellow, Cardassians.  I have much, much to talk about The Maquis.  However, by the nature of these recaps, it would not be good to start now and then pick up next week.  Oh sure, I could reveal all my true feelings and opinions on the matter of The Maquis; but that would give away some of the details of what…

Greetings fellow, Cardassians.  I have much, much to talk about The Maquis.  However, by the nature of these recaps, it would not be good to start now and then pick up next week.  Oh sure, I could reveal all my true feelings and opinions on the matter of The Maquis; but that would give away some of the details of what…

I wouldn't put much trust in the words that come out of the mouth of Garak.

I have been merely been using human idioms to make any human readers feel more at home while reading my perspective on these events.  I figured that if I appealed to them, then they would be open to see things my way.  In fact, I have been trying to work in some idioms from other cultures, but I've been having a…

I am not the type of man to objectify a woman like that.

Greetings, fellow Cardassians.  I am very glad to be back so quickly to share my point of view once again.  And, since there was a little problem last, I would just like to point out at the beginning that THERE MAY BE SPOILERS OF FUTURE EVENTS IN THESE COMMENTS.  SO, READ WITH CAUTION.

Well, you are welcome.  It is nice to see that some people still have manners.

Why thank you.  It is good to see that I still have supporters out there.

What!?  I mentioned that there would be spoilers in my accounts of the events!

Greetings, fellow Cardassians.  I would like to start off with an apology.  I apologize for not being here earlier to tell my side of the story.  It is quite hard to get messages out of the Fire Caves.  But, rest assure, I will try harder in the future to prevent lateness like this from ever happening again.

Oh what joy.  Garak is here.

As much as he would love to, and I know Garak would love to, I'm afraid he won't be able to do that.  You see, SPOILER ALERT the Obsidian Order is no more.  You can thank the Founders for that.

They did love my hands.  They called them "magical."

In my defense, my hands got tired.

By the way, I would have shown up for the beginning of these chronicles to talk about the battle between the Cardassians and the Federation after my ship got stuck on the other side of the wormhole, but there was really nothing to talk about.  I found Sisko to be a bit of a blowhard at first.  And then, I went through…