Greetings, fellow Cardassians. And, hello to anyone else reading my words, whether you be human, Klingon, Romulan, Ferenghi, or even Bajoran. I am Gul Dukat. Now, the more astute of you may be saying, “But wait a minute… Didn’t the Federation say that Gul Dukat died in the Fire Caves of Bajor after a fight with…