I got this and Rushmore on VHS. I might have to dust them and my VCR off and have a double feature soon. OLD FORMATS RULE!

I got this and Rushmore on VHS. I might have to dust them and my VCR off and have a double feature soon. OLD FORMATS RULE!

Coneheads in English may suck but it is hilarious in Spanish.

Coneheads in English may suck but it is hilarious in Spanish.

"You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE."

"You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE."

Women, right? Yak yaketty yak yak. You know what I'm talking about.

Women, right? Yak yaketty yak yak. You know what I'm talking about.

The writer of this article likes the word "approximately" approximately 40 times more than I do.

The writer of this article likes the word "approximately" approximately 40 times more than I do.

I'll shoot something into your face, and it's non-dairy.

I'll shoot something into your face, and it's non-dairy.

My sister always thought they said "Never leave your pizza burning". Did I mention she's retarded?

My sister always thought they said "Never leave your pizza burning". Did I mention she's retarded?

Cliff Burton and D. Boon were cool, assface!

Cliff Burton and D. Boon were cool, assface!

Horizontally.

How many folks have to die before they cancel Neighborhood Watch? (searches for ammo and body armor on internet)

How many folks have to die before they cancel Neighborhood Watch? (searches for ammo and body armor on internet)

I would like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.