I would like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

12 have died already.

Wait a minute, they kill Herman's Head? No fucking way!

Hey Cajunman, what did you think about Adam Sandler's new movie?
Cajunman: Dissatisfaction.
OK, what did you think of Sandler being in drag the whole movie?
Cajunman: Regurgitation.
Yeah, me too. I couldn't imagine being attracted to that.
Cajunman: Inebriation.
Yeah, I guess so. I mean I'd have to be REALLY drunk.
Cajunman:…

She doesn't listen to rap.

Your mom's first big disappointment: the hanger wasn't sharp enough.

Abstinence and the City of Manhattan Junior High

She is so fine, like a tinier Lea Thompson in her prime. I'd suck the fart right out of that ass and bag it with pantyhose head and all. Sorry to be so crude, I'm just really attracted to her.

HIMYM and great should never be in the same sentence.

No Burl, thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Damn, somebody needs to load that clip from Wild Life where she gets topless. Hmmm young Lea Thompson titties.

Who, Don Belushi? (rushes back to wikipedia)

I Am Legend 2: Getting Jiggy Wit the Legend
I Am Legend 2: Legends Just Don't Understand
I Am Legend 2: The Return of Hancock 2
I Am Legend 2: Yankees 1

OK, how about how you trolled around long enough to reply to a reply? Check and mate, monsignor, that dog will hunt.

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like?
Jeffery Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!