You are tearing him apart, Ed.

It's almost too nice. I do like Norton, but this seems to be a case of
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Maybe this has been suggested already, but I would love to see

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I loved Die Hard and similar action movies at that time (boy, was I easy to please at that time), but this one I never found that exciting … I think this cannot remotely be compared to "Alien".

I cannot remember the predator guy too well, but isn't there confusion here? Are people referring to vagina dentata?

I can only speak for my native Germany (but may apply to other parts of Europe as well), but the simple explanation is that for a lot of people in their 30s and 40s, T&J (and some other stuff) were broadcast at children/teen primetime (late afternoon) on state networks, and there were only 3 channels (that changed in…

Wow. I have seen snippets (chosen by others and picked up channel switching) of Glen Beck's show.

Is there anything …
… like a family christmas comedy that turns into a horrible, absurd splatter movie? I would want to see this (as much as I'd like to see a romantic comedy turning into a sex movie with ruthless humping and rimming.

Oooops, you got me on that, I glanced only at the first couple of lines of the OP … I am used to see "curb" being treated with an undeserving degree of reverence. But apparently not by Sean O'Neal. Good for him.

I already have a secret draft of the script …
… it will contain a socially awkward situation that is needlessly escalated, and there will be yelling and bickering.

I am alright with the sequel, as long as it contains my favorite action scene that I keep dreaming of: LN to through bad guy from the helicopter and spear him (from back right through the abdomen), and then top it by spearing the next guy (megavillain) similarly, but kind of in the rectal area. That is action movie…

I think the "Bring it on" system works best here:
Bring It On Again (2004)
Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)
Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007)
Bring It On: Fight to the Finish (2009)

I am surprised that, from what I have read, no one comments on how confusing Verhoeven's "satire" is. Because: these bugs are truly menacing, apparently kill entire cities, and have no redeeming features. whatsoever. If you draw the Nazi analogy, then the bugs would equal world jewry and/or the allies. And yet,…

I briefly glanced over this threat. Is there something fascinating going on, a commenter creating sock puppets TO FIGHT ANOTHER COMMENTER? Boy, I thought I had too much time on my hands …

Did you know …
… that for the street scene above, the cameraman was riding on a tricycle that had a leaf blower attached to it?

yeah, that's my point, it's not for lack of knowledge/stupidity that someone forgets to turn a cell phone off. At best he could complain about thoughtlessness … but come on, he's doing stand up comedy, not chamber music or a holocaust memorial service. Most importantly, it just sounded pretty mean, not just some…

He is a certified asshole. What justification is there to angrily rant on someone who forgot to switch off his/her cell phone (on "shut up …")? hecklers or permanent talkers, that's a different story (I have more sympathy for failing Michael Richards).

John, that's what I wondered so much about (just saw it a few days ago)… are the screenwriters playing a hoax on us? Isn't that the most incredible line in movie history? Is the whole thing a practical joke … or is it just blockbuster nonsense and writers not giving a shit?

This movie is in the Nowhereland …
… between "enjoyably over the top" and "annoyingly stupid". Some things are so clearly ridiculous (Dalai Lama owning a pick up truck, driving through a collapsing sky scraper, pull ups), and yet everyone plays it straight.
And to make an amusement park ride out of the deadly…

Mad, I found that scene moderately funny because it runs against stereotypes (and chance - how many hispanic households have that elitist flavour).