I would, but it's a pain cleaning all of the red pencil marks off of my screen.

If being annoyed by errors in pluralization makes you a bad person, then call me Genghis Hitler Dada.

Excuse me, but ZMF would never be so crass as to use exclamation points, let alone double exclamation points.  It's what's known as gilding the lily.

In addition to The Insider, he's great in The Talented Mr. Ripley and Magnolia, and that's just if you're limiting it to great Philip Baker Hall performances from 1999.

All TV and film producers in the country need to get that phrase tattooed on their foreheads.

You should file your comments by telegraph, like the wartime Community fans of olden days.

Friends are the worst.

Be sure to bring an umbrella; I hear the shoures really soote this time of the year.

The US Department of Agriculture is working to make your dream a reality!

Boris . . . Why always Boris?

DON'T BELIEVE ZOIDBERG'S LIES

TEAM PEEING CALVIN

Jenna was not "drugged-up"; she mixed alcohol with prescription exhaustion.

"We're grown-ups now.  We have grown-up problems."

He also directed 2 episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show.

We strive to be the opposite of those people.

Or the time Bill Cosby gave birth to a hoagie.

O O O O that Commuhunity Rag
It's so elegant
So intelligent

With the lack of a nurse's outfit and heavy reliance on still photos, Alison Brie gif enthusiasts are hurting this week.

Pirating Community is a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11.