Kanye would never leave a comment with only 23 words and 0 exclamation points.

You got a lot of splainin' to do!

Look for his upcoming children's book, Dan Harmon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision

If Hollywood is handing out big comic-book franchises to creators of beloved but low-rated TV shows, how long until Bryan Fuller or Rob Thomas get in on it?  Those guys can get a show cancelled just as quick as Joss Whedon or the Russo brothers!

What if the person has no penis?

If you like the AV Club consensus that 30 Rock is in a creative rut, you'll love it when they make the same complaints about Happy Endings 3-4 years from now!

I like all of the maritime gags Jenna gets: she spent time on a Sheik's pleasure yacht, and Mickey Rourke tried to kill her on a catamaran.

It was either that or flowers.

I will screw my courage to the sticking McNugget.

Do what I did: fake your own death!

Not sure about the music, but I thought the fight scene was a nod to Gangs of New York, at least with Starburns in the top hat.

If they give Dean Laybourne a lighthouse, a glowy cave and a counterpart dressed in black, I'm going to be worried.

This is a bizarre thing to have stuck in my mind, but the first time I ever heard "dick" used in prime-time network TV was an episode of Gilmore Girls where Jess met Logan and called him a dick.  My reactions were (1) you're damn right, Jess, and (2) I guess you can say dick on TV nowadays.

Nathan Ford's Evil Twin needs to introduce a Randian Rape-O-Meter.

They also did an especially blatant plug in Hawaii Five-O.

I always want.

Wawa's pretty good, but if you're going to splurge on a hoagie, Primo's is the way to go.

So that's why they always laugh when I take my pants off!

I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the next 15 minutes of my comment being on the front page.

Simpsons quote!