BATMAN!

That article also describes The Wire as "a gritty take on life in Boston."  Maybe their fact-checkers goofed on the Entourage thing as well.

Planet Hollywood

They tried to sell Pizza in a Cup, but the Cup O Pizza place put them out of business.

Maybe half of him is gay and the other half is straight.  It makes things awkward.

I think part of the problem was that ABC had a pretty thin roster of sitcoms at that time.  Better Off Ted was paired with Scrubs, which might have been a good fit back when Scrubs was new and fresh, but not when it was limping towards the finish with a largely unfamiliar cast.  The fact that both shows were…

In magazines like Esquire or Maxim, they typically have interviews with actresses where the article makes sure to note that they ate a cheeseburger during the interview, or that they love playing video games, so that the guys reading the article think, "I love cheeseburgers and video games!  She's my perfect woman!"

Hell, it freaks me out, and there were hardly any comments about my attractiveness.

"I don't care!  I lived in far!"

America can't wait to watch me commenting on AV Club articles and hitting alt-tab whenever it sounds like my boss is walking towards my office.

That is the most inspiring thing anyone has ever said to me, Mrs. Spambot.

I'm an individual who can make up his own mind about things!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bully somebody who said something unkind about Community.

Damn, that new Muppet movie went to some unexpectedly dark places.

The AV Club used up a whole page of their spiral notebook writing "Mrs. AV Community" over and over.

LIKING TV SITCOMS IS A ZERO-SUM GAME!  YOU CAN'T ENJOY BOTH!  IF YOU'RE WATCHING 30 ROCK, YOU'RE NOT COMMENTING ON THE COMMUNITY REVIEW!

All hail Lord Gaga, our new God!

Steven Spielberg is a notable proponent of ambling.

You mean to say that mediocre things are frequenly more popular than good things?  That, sir, is cuckoo-talk.

Archer jokes?!  Community jokes?! On my AV Club?!  This will not do!

…and the cats are freakishly large.