While reading this review, I had "Tonight, Tonight" playing in my head, and it took me a few moments to figure out why. 

It would be sad if Dylan Baker signed on with the expectation that he'd get play the Lizard.

"Heckflamer," featuring Jack Istanbul.

Moore's name appeared in the credits for From Hell and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but after that he refused to be associated with any other film adaptation.  Thus Watchmen was credited to Dave Gibbons alone.

I, Ching

The Klosterman Beatles reviews were not, in fact, good.  It was a lame, easy joke that most people who care about music have made at one point or another ("Hey, have you guys heard about this band called the Beatles?  They're pretty OK.  I don't know why they haven't gotten more attention!"), only stretched out to…

The more I find out about that guy, the less I like him.

Danny Glover > the appropriate age for this shit.

There's some alternate universe where Dylan Baker got to play the Lizard and Billy Dee Williams got to play Two-Face.

The reanimated corpse of Lawrence Tierney.

D'Angelo Barksdale read The Great Gatsby, but then he got murdered.  And Brother Mouzone bragged about having a library card, but then he got shot.

I used to look forward to the Monday after the Super Bowl.  I'd go visit my family for the Monday after the Super Bowl dinner, and we'd all exchange our Monday after the Super Bowl presents.  But NBC has made the Monday after the Super Bowl so commercialized, I can't even enjoy it anymore.

At least he didn't kill anyone during the filming of the commercial.

I'm pretty sure most of them are super gay, so they at least have that going for them.

Just find a way to work in a reference to Community or The Wire.

Typical AV Club hipsters, responding to comments we've never heard of.

I hear President [Gingrich] was watching with his wife [Charlene].

…and thorough.

The only acceptable Catwoman is Sean Young.

Like the Hydra's heads, you have to burn Whitneys or two more will grow back in their place.