¿Cuales son los Regionales?

I hope when Community returns, they add lots of Glee-like swipes at El Talisman into the scripts.

Gas only lasts a week or so, but novelty cookie cutters are forever.

The Lady in Red and the Woman in Black Meet the Woman in White, starring Meg White.

I love how exaggeratedly terrified the people in those commercials are. They're all shielding their eyes, and one has gone so far as to pull her shirt up so it covers her face.

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the role of Marty McFly will be played by Eric Stolz."

City Lights: The Musical

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.  I'm a whale biologist!

It seems weird that I never heard of this story before I started seeing ads for the movie.  I would have been in 1st grade when it happened, so it seems like a no-brainer that a teacher would have used it as a way to simultaneously teach us about nature and fill a vacant hour in the lesson plan.

Somebody please create a "That Guy Who Comments on Whale Facts" gimmick account.

Follow That Bird or GTFO.

Photo Selection Guy woke up to find a big red NO in his bed.

"I swear, officer, that Congress told me it was in the 20s!"

He gives her a big bonus on a semi-nightly basis.

FLAGGED for inappropriate usage of "begs the question."

Bitching about the "What's On Tonight" top pick is the new bitching about the "ranking" of items in Inventory.

ABC drove a dump truck full of money up to their house!  Except replace "house" with "apartment or trailer," and "dump truck" with "shoe box."

So how exactly does the cast of Misfits figure into this shark dissection?

I'd mar her Veronica.

I didn't read @Scrawler2:disqus 's comment, but I'm certain it was bullshit.