My God, that Law & Order thread…I'd seen people reference it, but never read it until just now.

All this, plus nobody got fired for making shit up!  Best year ever!

My favorite is people who go back to comment from the future, warning our ancestors that Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip will not be very good.

Claudia Kishi isn't dead.  She and Binky have taken over a five-year-old Pixies DVD review.

Again, It's a Wonderful Life.

"All Good Things" isn't so much "What if so-and-so had never been born?" as it's "What if no one had ever been born ever?"

@avclub-7f538a2a6877984c16a663af38fb84d3:disqus , don't forget that it's owned by a French company.

Fine, but what about all the Simpsons spoilers?!

"You don't want to come to my store.  Catfish?"

UPDATE: Russell Brand died on the way back to his home planet.

Well, James Brown, Dennis Hopper and Norman Mailer are all dead, so money spent on their CDs/movies/books doesn't directly support their livelihoods.

I've also resigned myself to "could care less" being acceptable.  I need to save my energy for fights over improper usage of "beg the question."

Masturbation's OK as long as you cry right afterwards.

They would be bullies if they didn't nominate his shows.

Check out the McNulty/Stringer Bell showdown in the Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie category!  The ex-Mrs. McNulty is nominated, too.  It looks like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association finally got around to watching this Wire show that everyone was talking about 5 years ago.

I haven't seen My Week with Marilyn yet; is it that uproariously funny?

They just didn't want to make up a new category of "Best Piece of Claptrap No Discerning Person Could Enjoy - Drama"

With great clown power comes great clown responsibility.

If you asked me to list the first ten phrases that pop into my mind when you say "hockey," "flaming puck" would probably be somewhere on the list.

They should start making biopics about individual Muppets.