He shelved the Bible in the Fantasy section. What a rebel!

30 Rock is a show that is not quite as good as it used to be.  Therefore, 30 Rock is awful.  Seriously, it's just the worst.

I'd like to spread her

Well, I hope it falls out of your hand as you use your dying breath to say the name of your childhood sled.

That not true; people aren't always bitching about how disappointing Louis CK's last album was.

Was this interview conducted via hamburger phone?

I can't believe I'm about to get pedantic about One Day, but it actually takes place on St. Swithin's Day, which more commonly known in America as my birthday.  When the movie came out, I was briefly afraid that One Day-mania would steal my thunder in future years.

Great…now it's never going to have time to go out anymore, and all the inventories will be "Awwwwwwwww: 21+ Pictures of AV Club Jr. Eating Strained Peas."

Wow, I knew Christian Bale was intense, but I didn't realize he would travel five years into the future in order to research a role.

People go to Garry Marshall movies for Julia Roberts or Anne Hathaway, but they stay for Hector Elizondo.

@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus , I didn't think the annual Lexus commercials could irritate me any more, but then they went and made them self-referential.

Joseph Campbell wrote about it: "A hero ventures forth from the world of common day into a region of supernatural wonder: fabulous forces are there encountered and a decisive victory is won: the hero comes back from this mysterious adventure with the power to grow tentacles and begin a worldwide orgy."

Insomniacs?  Second-shift workers?  People who locked themselves out of their apartments?

His current haircut is pretty unfortunate, too.  It reminds me of the bad haircut Jerry Seinfeld had in "The Barber."

[RECORD SCRATCH]
[NUT SHOT]
["I FEEL GOOD"/"BORN TO BE WILD"]

It's Sandlers all the way down.

DEVELOPING STORY: ACTRESS FAILS TO MEET INTERNET POSTER'S STANDARDS OF PHYSICAL BEAUTY

I think he's just mad at Greg Daniels.  Greg Daniels knows what he did.

Who?

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