Relax, @Scrawler2:disqus — I knew you were joking and I doubt that we're really Facebook friends, but your comment was a very accurate impression of something old high school classmates of mine might write.

Abe Vigoda

Calm down, fellas.  There's plenty of lady commenters to go around.

I'm pretty sure @Scrawler2:disqus is friends with me on Facebook.

Panicking, panicking (yeah!)
Panicking, panicking (yeah!)
Sell, sell, sell, sell

Malingerer, if that's how you feel, I suggest you take a look at the strings of characters that appear below YouTube videos.

You are correct!  He is not, in fact, a human being.

You guys sound like you've just stumbled upon the concept of the one-hit wonder.  Sure, a lot of rappers hit it big and then quickly disappear, but if we gaze into my mid-90's crystal ball, you may recall names such as Dishwalla, Seven Mary Three, SR-71, and Reel Big Fish.   Plus, there are bands like the Flaming Lips…

I think recent chart successes by indie-rock bands have a lot to do with the fact that record sales are down across the board, so a small group of passionate fans can make a large impact.

I loved how, in the early days of file-sharing, any minor-key song was tagged "Blues."

Bono's career began literally two lifetimes ago for a huge segment of the pop-music consuming crowd.

I don't even own a Little Wayne.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus , I'm a long-time reader and there's no way that's the stupidest thing you have ever written.  I don't think it would even crack the top ten.

That bald man will haunt my nightmares.  Not just because of his deranged expression, but also because of his bizarre decision to wear a tie with a polo shirt.

I think you're mistaken, as everyone knows that Heroes was cancelled after one season.

He's the guy who goes to the town square and makes announcements on behalf of the guy from the J. Geils Band.

You hope he violates international law in order to punish a sovereign state that had previously committed such a violation?

I read it more as Dracula.

You just gave me an idea for a mixtape.

What about What About Brian??