People who watch Fringe?

They should include a life insurance policy with your ticket.

Just watch Enter the Void instead.  You can have a snobby art-house seizure.

Ice cream-eating motherfucker, that's what you are.

These cutaway gags are just getting morbid now.

I used to love FoxTrot, but I feel like since it went Sunday-only it's become more of a lite version of xkcd where the punchline is just a reference to computers or RPGs.

Cuwl styry, bryh.

Yes, @avclub-42763705844bf5e2af4abd6c898f8dcb:disqus , there is a Cookie Monster.

Nice to see Lord Haw Haw is still an asshole after 70 years.

I'm disappointed that Sean didn't ask about Quiz Show.  I love that movie, and the recent Random Roles with John Turturro, Christopher McDonald and Hank Azaria gave me hope that you're working your way through the cast.

I had a HUGE crush on Mira Sorvino when I was in high school.  I still can't figure out what was the cause of that.

I can't get enough of his Alan Alda, which is all the more hilarious for how bizarre it is that someone's doing a dead-on Alan Alda impression in the year 2011.

"Whenever Denzel's not in a sketch, all of the other characters should ask, 'Where's Denzel?""

@avclub-2a01cc2d75a1581c632e310ae0fe4048:disqus , make sure you have the latest version of RealPlayer downloaded.

Maybe that's how they do things in CANADA, O'Neal, but here in the USA we  . . . do things another way, I suppose?  I don't know, it's Friday afternoon and I don't feel like thinking about grammar.

We could make drugs cheaper if we outsourced those drug-manufacturing jobs to China, but it's worth the extra money for that superior American craftmanship.

Finding out that Brett Ratner is homeless would be a Friday Buzz-Enhancer.

le mot juste

It makes you 70 years old.

Is that your final answer?