I don't actually watch Glee, so the Rumours episode is news to me.  Thanks, all!

We don't know that!

Brett Ratner, please.  I know exactly what book he should read, too.

Ya see, white people worry about losing their jobs in an important and demanding but unglamorous field due to the current economic downturn and widespread budget cuts that followed it like THIS, but the brothers worry about losing their jobs in an important & demanding but unglamorous field due to the current economic…

Is it OK if we flag it, but leave this conversation as an eternal reminder that Sephiroth is an asshole?

Every time Fox runs an ad for tonight's episode of Glee, I hear the announcer say "Rumors!" and briefly wonder if they're doing an episode of all Fleetwood Mac songs.  I think I'd actually watch that.

The only explanation for that interview I can think of is that Sandusky is going the Michael Jackson route, so that people will think "If he's really a child molester, then why would he admit to all that creepy, inapppropriate stuff?"

I like the idea of Whitney anchoring Wednesday nights.  I've been looking forward to throwing Whitney to the bottom of the sea.

You mean Kuribo's Leather Murder Shoe of Cruelty?

The difference between PETA and the other acronyms you mention is that PETA's #1 goal seems to be keeping themselves in the headlines through an unending series of tasteless/sexist/boneheaded publicity stunts.

I could probably watch Out of Sight on a weekly basis and not get tired of it.

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus , if she really wanted to weird him out, she could have switched up the deities, like "Oh, Ba'al!" or "Oh, Moloch!"

I guess that would make Aliens the exception that proves the rule.

I'm liking this solely for introducing me to the phrase ""The Event' horizon."

Someone needs to tell Drake that "I'm just super busy" is the polite way of saying "I'm not interested in seeing you."

I'm glad no one has ever tried to talk to me about Suburgatory because I'm absolutely certain that I would botch the pronunciation.

cameleopard likes his chicken spicy.

People cease to exist when they start watching the show.

We'll see how you feel in eight days.

A wizard did it.