Roger Ebert said that Emma Watson was "in the early stages of babehood" in his review of Chamber of Secrets.

He'd probably step on a bunch of rakes.

We're here!  We're queer!  Etc, etc.

I'd always heard that Corin wanted to stop because she has kids and didn't want to spend all her time on the road away from them.  She did do that solo-ish project, but when you're part of a band, it not like you can say, "Let's keep Sleater-Kinney together, but we'll only record an album when I feel like it and not…

Leonard Pierce already dislikes it.

Community Tracks of the Damned

Where the Canceraids bitches at?

How could you forget the crucial role Rocky IV played in ending the Cold War?  Soviet leaders were not only touched by the climactic speech, but also terrified by the glimpse of America's superior robot-butler technology.

It certainly doesn't hurt.

My grandmother was a fan of The Twilight Zone, but she also was way into mumblecore and had a subscription to Vice Magazine.

"It might garner only several thousand protests"

…and a John Travolta wig.

That line really does have a lot of truth to it, and not just for relationships.  It seems like whenever I find myself really irritated with someone, the traits that annoy me are ones that I recognize in myself.

Susan's death is the first time I remember rehashing something that happened on TV with my friends.  I walked into band practice the morning after it aired, and everyone was like "Holy shit, can you believe what happened on Seinfeld last night?"

Do you think they shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

I don't know, the Strokes seem pretty tough.  They wear leather jackets!

What does Siri do if you say "plugh"?

I'm waiting for them to make an iPhone that is in my pocket and I don't have to pay for.

I think they move videos to the top spot when there's a new video up, and the rest of the time Newswire is in its proper place of glory.

If teenagers stepped back every so often to rationally consider their future, the world would be a completely different place.