This band used to really irritate me, but now they irritate me less than they used to.

Scooping out her bones and organs and wearing her skin as a suit?

Really, as soon as I saw the gold-colored font on the cover of the book, I assumed that this book was about how Kevin Sorbo found Jesus — sound like I was at least half-right.

The Dogtooth Happy Meal is where I knew things had gotten out of hand.

I'm pretty sure the "persistent belief in the existence of fairies" is an Icelandic thing, not an Irish thing.

It's all good fun until one of your personae becomes self-aware.

If you read the first link in the Newswire, it sounds like it was a little more complicated than just "We're going to sample this and not bother to clear it."  Someone on Jay and Kanye's team probably screwed up or cut corners on the clearances.

http://xkcd.com/856/

So is this the same version of Pray the Devil Back to Hell that was released as a documentary a few years ago?  Or has it been updated in the wake of Sirleaf's Nobel Prize win?

That's another thing: there are cans of Pepsi on the table, but the liquid in their glass is clear.  Does Paula Abdul have cases of Crystal Pepsi stockpiled in her basement?  That makes a bizarre kind of sense to me.

5. Got in a car accident with the producer and had no insurance, so judge issued sentence to be in the producer's show.

I wish other products made claims similar to bragging about "drinkability."

You seem stressed out…you should retire to your man cave and relax with a cold beer.  Just make sure it's a Miller Lite, or people will think you're a homo!

He looks like he's mouthing the words "Help me" to the audience, and possibly blinking it in morse code as well.

I had a huge crush on Thora Birch after I saw Ghost World.  Sometimes I like to imagine a mirror universe where she is routinely listed as the sexiest woman alive and Scarlett Johannson is making bad movies while her creepy dad watches her sex scenes.

Zombie Stanley Kubrick wouldn't really walk so much as sit around in England planning his movie about Zombie Napoleon.

Not sure how you would define "major novelist," but Richard Price, George Pelecanos and Dennis Lehane have all written for a Baltimore-based HBO program whose name currently escapes me.

This is the AV Club, gentlemen.  The gods will not save you.

If someone wants to start a petition to end these awful puns, I'll sine it.

The thing about Gilmore Girls that sets it apart from most of the other small-town shows (like Everwood, Northern Exposure, and this one) is that it wasn't built around some big-city outsider moving to town and being baffled by the wacky people and customs; almost all of the main characters had been in Stars Hollow a…