Hey, Other Shows have been airing since television began.  They must be doing something right.

My history's a little fuzzy, but I believe that's the reason the Pilgrims set sail for America.

God, it looks like Pharrell had some kind of horrible brain injury that left him paralyzed except for his left hand, which he uses to indicate "yes" and "no" by tapping the brass ball on his chair.

I prefer the famous Star Wars-themed dance crew Jabba-Wookiez.

I'll bet you really like the new Apple scrolling.

I prefer it when misogyny and homophobia take the extra effort and put on a suit.

R.I.P. Qwikster…you were too beautiful for this world.

His new wife's an heiress worth something like $400 million.  She'd probably have to pay him.

I saw Dawes over the summer when they opened for Bright Eyes.  There was one girl in the front row who was dancing through the whole set and I thought, "Yeah, she gets it."

I wonder how many perverts will end up on this page after searching for "adult male young kirsten dunst oral interaction."

More like B-Minus the Ides of March.

Next year we'll be watching nothing at all.

He originally came up with that line when writing a rough draft of Charlie's eulogy.

"A movie about people traveling?  On a road?  Who's ever heard of such a thing — a 'road movie'?  It's absurd!"

The props department for The West Wing made him a really convincing diplomatic passport.

Damnit!  I had Bill Gates and Family Guy in my death pool this week.

Hugh Jackman!  Robot boxing picture!  Whaddaya need, a road map?

I'd like to take this opportunity to mourn the passing of the AV Club Recycler-O-Matic.  Seeing the Ron Moore glamour shot at the bottom of an article always brightened my day.

Bulk of the series, Dude.  Not exactly a lightweight.

Just do a Cheers remake set in the Gem.