Dang, I was curious to see where you were going with that.

People also pay thousands of dollars for stamps and baseball cards and celebrity autographs and lots of other things whose intrinsic value is close to zero.

I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your word counting there, Lou.

Jesus, Yee Yee, it's only September 1.  Why are you already showing movies?

Hey everybody, it's me, the fifth guy who watches that show about the lady with cancer!  Everyone pay attention to me!

Excuse me, but I'd appreciate it if you returned my Dawson's Creek / Law & Order / C-SPAN slash fiction.

Yes, a black man getting out of prison is just like that one TV show.

I really hope that the Smithsonian is archiving all of these one-joke Tumblrs.  It would be a tragedy if they were lost to future generations.

I just hope Brett Ratner does something newsworthy overnight.

Fascinating tale, chum.

NO

The only things I remember about this movie are the bees and how Mulder chased after a train in his car.

Mmmm…Cocteau Pie.  You can really taste the blood of a poet!

I was expecting a muckraking expose of the Sexy industry.  No Blood for Sexy!

I'm a 25 year old powerlifter, and I don't know what this is.

To be fair, this movie looks completely benign from our own, post-Sexual Revolution vantage point.

Say Mustard Fart to Hollywood

Don't forget Beatniks, the hipsters of the 50s.  And Hipsters, the hipsters of the 40s.

Pants?  Fuck that shit!  Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Do they still give out awards for directing/editing/cinematography?  Those were the only categories that seemed fairly legitimate, but I couldn't even find the nominees listed on MTV's site.