You know you can edit posts now, right?  Just change it to a vulgar personal attack on the OP and no one will be the wiser.

Little girl's family is murdered, so she learns how to become an assassin to avenge their deaths?  Any chance Besson conceived this as a Leon sequel before Natalie Portman got too big to return his calls?

His family name is Megatonberg, but they shortened it at Ellis Island.

Damn…it's hard to believe that it's almost been 10 years since The Blueprint was released.  That really was the day everything changed.

To be fair, the AV Club's pro-fish bias has been evident for a long time. Frankly, most of the articles are unreadable these days as they inevitably descend into shameless fish boosterism.

"But when . . . (Jeremy Piven) begins robbing mankind of its time"
Are you sure this isn't a documentary? Because Jeremy Piven definitely robbed me of the time it took to watch the first season of Entourage.

Grohl's really skipping this because he thinks he's too Big. Me, I always preferred Krist anyway.

You're supposed to hang onto your cap and gown so you have ready access to a shitty emergency Halloween costume.

As the review mentions, he's now the editor of Deadspin.

"The network has been airing something it picked up called Femme Fatales as well"
I assume that's from the creators of the hit legal drama Attorney Generals?

He said they weren't expecting a capacity crowd, and Dawes is currently selling out soccer stadiums all over the world.

Truly he is the Richard Nixon of comedians.

Actually, a lot of Americans use "and" when talking about years and other large numbers, but I was always taught that it was incorrect to do so. For example, why would you say "one hundred and one" but not "ninety and nine"?

Ryan Adams is an anagram of Mad Aryans
I just noticed this and felt compelled to share.

Why'd you have to go and ruin the ending of REDACTED? I know it's a lesser effort by de Palma, but still.

Here's one about movie twists, though not a true inventory: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

So what's the minimum length something would have to be for the ending to be spoilable? An hour-long TV episode? Half-hour? A ten-minute short film? What about five-act vs. one-act dramas? A 90-page novella vs. a 20-page story in the New Yorker?

Yeah, when these episodes originally aired, I was surprised that an "On the next…" actually turned out to be true. I just assumed it was a throwaway gag.

I'm partial to Homer Simpson's aliases of Rock Strongo & Lance Uppercut.

"Factory Showroom" by They Might Be Giants is another one with a negative-time track.