In fairness to Seagal and Arpaio, they needed that massive show of force since the guy they were busting was suspected of the most vile, dangerous crime known to man: cockfighting.

Not a remake, a gritty reboot of a comment.

It's the musical so nice, they mentioned it twice!

The Amazing Sweat-Mouth
That photo at the top makes me wonder if any comics have ever explored the gross consequences of wearing a fabric mask that covers your mouth. Spider-Man has to be going around with a muzzle of perspiration and saliva, especially considering how he's constantly yapping during his fights.

I see nothing wrong with a bunch of people taking the same inspiration as a fictional sociopath.

I think they mention on the commentary that it's one of the most-requested phrases for Dan Castellanetta to write when he signs autographs.

Or that drug dealer who wanted to know where Wallace was.

I think ShoeLaser just outed himself as that awful MOM gimmick poster.

Her?

Me too, which is why I have to introduce myself to all of my neighbors when I move.

Their future in sales is somewhat less than bright.

Bad casting
Seriously, if you're going to put Gillian Anderson in a Moby Dick adaptation, at least throw the fans a bone and let her play Starbuck.

A villain named Scorpio?
Iron Man had better watch out; I hear that on Fridays his lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer.

I saw some shit this morning that made me think twice.
It could mean that the film industry is the grandson, I'm the scolding grandmother, and this blog post is a blast to the face with the garden hose. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the grandson. And I'm the garden hose. But…

LEXICON SUCKS

"Wizard" appears in "Lord of the Flies," so it definitely predates The Phantom Menace.

(Annoyed grunt)

Ooh, a sextet of ale!

Reinhold Messner
(I've used this as an answer to at least two previous AVQ&A's, but whatever)

I am chiming in to say that one of the previous commenters is the winner.