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Was that the Neutral Milk Hotel musical? My high school only ever did stuff like Brigadoon.

I tried harder with your mom jokes last night.

Look, I don't care one way or the other about Diablo Cody, but can we drop the "She only has a career because she gave a blowjob to a studio exec!" argument? Unless we start levelling the same charge at Zach Snyder and Michael Bay, in which case it's perfectly fine.

I'm inclined to believe whoever has a clear plastic cover on their report.

Don't forget in "Last Exit to Springfield," when he thought Mr. Burns was coming on to him: "Sure, I'm flattered — maybe even a little curious…"

Admit it, Cube - you hired the blimp yourself, didn't you?

Kicking an anaconda's ass isn't easy, since you've got to find it first.

So, you guys think this Lloyd CD is pretty good? Do I have that right?
On a related note, I'd say this review is the perfect chance for Nicole Krauss to come out of retirement.

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Close, but swap the Hammer pants for Hypercolor T-shirts.

Hey, I'm in favor of reminding people of Kissinger's despicable actions whenever possible. It's a small corrective to the way he's seen as an elder statesman these days. It always irks me when I see him yukking it up on the Colbert Report.

Cool story, brah.
My 4th grade teacher apparently knew some big-wig at the Art Museum, and he arranged for my class to shoot a training video for the security guards on how to deal with groups of kids on a field trip. My role called for me to run up the stairs in the Great Hall (the ones with the statue of Diana at…

Holy shit! There's something behind the Duchamp door? I thought it was just a bit of Dada-ist fuckery: "Here's a door that doesn't go anywhere."

I'm really curious to know where he got that tattoo.

Man, I've been not raping women every day of my life. Where's my parade?

Ashley Simpson is my generation's answer to Yoko Ono.

See the photo's alt-text.

Hey, it's that movie nobody watched 3 months ago!
Any idea what this is doing here?

Real estate is confusing!
I've never bought a home, so I never realized that you could purchase a house with two people already living in it, and that afterwards you would have to move in with them and get into wacky situations on a weekly basis.