Standing in front of tanks?

That was certainly Justice Potter Stewart's stance on graceful tweedle.

Say what you will about Chairman Mao, but at least he made the Happytime Buses run on time!

We'll find out whether PhilWal won the 50 points . . . right after these messages.

Speaking of dropping contestants down a chute, does anyone remember the show "Russian Roulette?" I remember that being fairly entertaining.

To me, Christopher Lee will always be the guy who tried to teach a boy about the shivers.

Kermit made regular appearances on both Sesame Street and the Muppet Show/movies. To my knowledge there are no other muppets with dual citizenship.

I'm with you on Superchunk. I'd only heard of them prior to this year, but after their Undercover performance and Majesty Shredding, I couldn't wait to dig into their catalog.

Wasn't there a Harvey Birdman episode that portrayed Boo Boo as gay?

The opener for the Black Eyed Peas is a fat naked man who walks onstage and strangles a puppy.

That would be a good premise for a sitcom. A guy buys the contents of a storage locker, and it turns out another guy was living in there. Then a judge rules that the guy has to become the buyer's butler or something.

Are they direct deposited? Do you get paid weekly or biweekly? Does the Onion match 401k contributions? I must know!

Sam Peckinpah presents THE REASONABLE BUNCH
"If they move, ask them politely not to move!"

Have you ever seen a muppet perform cunnilingus? It's not pretty.

I'm not familiar with the easy-joke trollbots. Are they in the Silmarillion?

Well, white is made up of all colors of the visible spectrum, so technically a white robe is also a robe of many colors.

"Come into my edit room and I will show you beautiful 3D."
I'll take unsuccessful Michael Bay pickup lines for $200, Alex!

He's really upset about it, too. "Say it ain't so, Joaquin!"

Blues Clues was already dark and gritty
The original Steve killed himself. If you don't believe me, ask anyone else who was in my 8th grade class.

Don't you Brits get a day off for the wedding, though? I'd put up with a lot of Royals hype if it got me a long weekend.