I think it's more like a Rubik's Cube that guilts you into dropping it off at the airport.

Who knew that proper hygiene was such a Mobius strip?

I was wearing a non bent-up pair of shoes today, and rejoiced that I might could be able to pull a bitch.

And also
Mattel is staking its future on a line of toys about teenage girl monsters who are in high school. It's called, imaginatively enough, Monster High.

It's about colon?

I've never had a bad customer-service experience in an independent record store. What's the basis of this stereotype?

You guys are a Thanksgiving Miracle.

SciFi (back when it was called SciFi) used to show a Twilight Zone marathon every major holiday. If the Post Office was closed, the Twilight Zone was on.

I'd Cannon her Nick, if you know what I'm saying!

"Next Tuesday, Holiday Undercover launches!"
Now there's something to be thankful for.

I noticed that too. I bet that the comparison will resurface for Michael Sheen in Tron: Legacy.

To avoid trouble, you should preface Tom Petty's name with "'The Postman' Star."

You're a funny guy, Elegant Victorian Lady.

Do you want Betty White to starve?!

Has anyone posted a Simpsons quote yet?
There was this episode where they went to Australia. I don't know if you remember it.

"Avril Lavigne sample"
I'm trying to figure out why someone would think that was a good idea.

EXTRA! EXTRA!
KID ROCK UNLIKELY TO AGE GRACEFULLY, READ ALL ABOUT IT!

According to Wikipedia, it's only 8 TV shows, plus a Paul Schaffer album, a Munch-like character in "A Very Brady Sequel" and a muppet on Sesame Street (described as Law & Order: Special Letters Unit — I guess someone raped the alphabet).

Point / Counterpoint
Can we get a rebuttal from the Kesha-hating Genevieve Koski?

Songwriters Have Imitation Trouble