If man is 5, and the devil is 6, then bread is 7.

I'll have you know that David Faustino is neither dead, incarcerated, nor in rehab. He appeared in a McDonald's commercial in 2007, and has a comedy series on the internet. The Married With Children alumni hot streak remains unbroken!

Lazy pun time
Emma's tone is sort of pale.

It's a TV feature!

He's obviously referring to Crowe's vineyard in the Duoro Valley.

Die Antwoord Die
It's German for The Antwoord The.

Bjorn Lomborg
I'd guess that whatever commercial prospects "Cool It" ever had have pretty much evaporated now that Lomborg has decided, "Whoops! I guess we'd better do something about global warming after all."

They did fix the subtitles on the DVD. You have to look all the way at the bottom of the back cover, where it'll say "Subtitles: English (Theatrical)." The instant streaming version on Netflix has the good subtitles, too.

They should do a prequel and call it Ante Hiro.

Moon landing conspiracy theories > Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories > 9/11 conspiracy theories > ZMF conspiracy theories

Oh, hi McGimmick, I didn't know it was you! You're my favorite gimmick poster.

You can't fool me, DPA. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

What the fuck is that band photo?
It looks like Interpol wandered into a magazine ad for tequila.

If her career follows the trajectory of Charles Rocket or Norm MacDonald, I'm sure she'll be all right. Or dead.

I'm sure it's been done before
but the idea of foreign filmmakers adapting American movies seems weird to me. Are there hordes of Chinese film snobs bitching about how Zhang dumbed down the superior American original for Asian audiences?

Is Jenny having FUN now?!
OK, so I really like this album, and Jenny Lewis's solo stuff has been really good, and when I saw her on her last tour she was great, but when the hell are we getting a new Rilo Kiley album?

If he's doing what I think he's doing, the stinger is in an inconvenient spot.

Oh man, I hope the writer has the balls to 9/11 his characters again. If his next project is set in a field in western PA, he could hit the trifecta.

Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

You can't just edit Krusty down to 23 minutes, though. It's the tightest 3 hours and ten minutes on television!