Are you saying that the Surgeon General is an overlooked office, or that C. Everett Coop is an overlooked Surgeon General? Compared to the other SGs, Coop was practically a rock star.

"Elaine, you've gotta see the baaaabyyyy!"

Nothing's better, though, than "From the studio that brought you…"

Or a half-hour of Olivia Wilde running in slow-motion.

True, the man has had a long and distinguished career, but I can't see him anywhere without hearing "Cartwright!" in my head.

So what does everybody think about "See Me Now"?
I likes it.

Cornel West spoke at my college graduation. Some guy shouted "Yo, this dude was in the Matrix!"

UP AND AT THEM!

I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

Newman
"Seinfeld's most common recurring character outside of Jerry and George's parents."

Re: Color Westerns
"I don't like color television. Don't like that color for nothin'. Saw Bonanza at my in-laws. It's not for me. The Ponderosa looked fake."

Has anyone ever seen the episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that was written by Philip Roth? I've always been curious to check that one out.

I'm not sure what you think the AS stands for.

Snap your fingers, here I come
Now, stop me if you've heard this one…

Red Rain / This Must Be the Place
What is this, 80's night?

So would it be accurate to say
that you don't need a Weatherman to know "Bachelor Pad" blows?

I get knocked down!
But I get up again!

They were actually in hibernation on a spaceship to Mars, and the show was a dream to keep their brains active. Upon waking up and realizing how vapid they truly are, they'll open the airlock.

Cube was acting like a dick all through that song; keeping detailed stats during a pick-up game, cleaning out his friends at craps, renting out ad space on the Goodyear blimp for the purposes of self-promotion…

It's worth noting that Jacques's French accent disappears when he shouts his order for onion rings.