Coming Soon!
Is this the same book that was mentioned in the liner notes for The Black Album? At this point, it'll be like the Detox of rap psuedo-memoirs.

Dude, the Chinese Whispers is not the issue!

And, uh, Dave Grohl?

Fucking like a jackhammer, though? Perfectly fine!

Yee Yee, you are excluded from surf-and-turf night, you are excluded from ravioli night, you are excluded from chicken cutlet night…

Goddamnit, I was THIS CLOSE to forgetting that Owl City existed. Thanks a lot, MDDG.

famale = fake tamale

Love me, love me!
Say that you'll love me!
Fool me, fool me!
Go on and fool me!

Really, most people can't spell worth shit and have grammar that sucks balls. If you need evidence, I suggest you check out the comments on YouTube some time.

"You know what's great about you Brits? Octopussy! I must have seen that movie . . . twice."

I can never decide whether Nora Zehetner has one of the best or worst names I've ever heard.

I guess you haven't seen the comments to this:

The tickets are now diamonds!

Christina Hendricks: spread!

How standards have fallen
I remember when you had to really accomplish something to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, like be really fat twins who rode little motorcycles.

That's very nicely done, zxcvb, but I was actually bragging about the time I went down on Amanda Bynes.

This is just to say
I have eaten
Amanda Bynes

Maude, eh?

Wait, you mean it's not a biopic based on the life of Tony Orlando?

Also, "She Smiled Sweetly" in The Royal Tenenbaums.