Art's been going downhill since impressionism. Give me paintings that look like things is what I say.

Oh I just can't wait to be Stalin.

I've changed my hairstyle so many times now, I don't know what I look like.

"a Katamari Damacy of chick-lit, if you will"
cameleopard be chucklin'

I used to watch the George Pal versions of The Time Machine and War of the Worlds all the time when I was a kid. I haven't seen The Time Machine recently, but I went to a screening of War of the Worlds when I was in college that basically devolved into an episode of Mystery Science Theater.

He pretty much is, right? It's been a while since I read it, but I remember being struck by how brutal Griffin is.

The Tripods novels were probably the first science-fiction books I ever read. And yeah, they were pretty terrifying.

She always looks like she's squinting.

These guitar notes are so good dude.

I'm one skull short of a Golden Girls reunion.

I call it the Arpanet.

I find that I reflexively cringe when I use the word "first" in conversation.

It it good to see the Sexy Beast two back.

Or Steven Tyler.

Two signs, side by side
Filming involving George Clooney, multiple nods to cinema of previous decades, and crowdpleasing capers ahead. Do not be alarmed.

Filming involving plot holes, evil girlfriends and unidentifiable accents ahead. Do not be alarmed.

They're all on a spaceship to Mars, and only dreaming that they're ad execs in the 60s.

A story that outlandish HAS to be true!

When I read Chuck Klosterman, I just picture him making finger quotes the whole time.

I hear those things are awful loud…