Maybe it's because I just watched Casablanca last night
but the idea of Paul Henreid playing a duplicitous Nazi seems terribly, terribly wrong.

Carissa's Wierd?!?!
Dude, you misspelled the band's name!

Hey, no fair! I want to paint your fence, too!

He's actually going to write two more essays about Ray Stevens.

Ah, the weekly Pitchfork-bitching thread. I knew I'd find you here.

The Phenix City Story
No mention of the Phenix City Story? I haven't seen it, but I remember it was on that inventory of great films unavailable on DVD you guys did a while back.

Dude, keep that Criterion sale quiet. I need to check if the store near my office has any out of print titles in stock.

Anywhere I Lay My Head dreams of electric sheep.

Maybe they could base it on Frank Darabont's etc. etc.

I actually think that kidney episode (also written by John Swartzwelder) is pretty good for a later-season episode.

Bart the Murderer's another great one.

Damn, you just got Pope'd!

I would like to sob while furiously masturbating and fantasizing about a life where we are lovers and I am a successful actress. Or something along those lines.

"IN other news, fuck him."

3D, shmee-D — when's Cinerama due for a comeback?

My grandfather was a devoted eater of Texas Tommies, and he still managed to live into his eighties.

The new-age healer is right out of a Woody Allen movie. Come to think of it, Jerry's inner monologue wouldn't be out of place in a Woody Allen movie either.

Turns out it's man.

Judging by how the Emmys treated The Wire, you'll have plenty more chances to express your outrage over Treme being overlooked.

Burn Otis? Is he a witch?