Hey, I love Springsteen (and Springsteen-soundalikes) too, but an album described as sounding like Born in the USA is not something I'm going to rush out and buy on that criteria alone.

I will stroke your insecurities…

You crossed a line, Nabin
That was unnecessarily harsh of you to mock N.O.R.E.'s lazy rhyming. I don't know if you're aware of this, but his pops just died.

Her album could have been good, if someone had only tweaked it a bit.

I dug out Riot Act a few days ago and listened to it, and it was embarrassing how unmemorable all those songs are. If you asked me to hum something off of Riot Act, I would think awhile and then start humming a song from Yield.

I'm no stranger to that Internet, baby.
I'm going to have to start working that into my daily vocabulary.

Lost Keaton
Isn't that what JJ Abrams originally wanted to call his stuck-on-an-island series?

I hear this game totally Baloo.

Let bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

I just hope they don't try to sexualize her.

I still like it emphatic question mark?

Minister of Muff

THRILLHAU

Don't forget animal cruelty!

Spalding Gray watched Big Fish just before his suicide, and his widow certainly thought the two were connected.

Reinhold Messner
I think I've told this story before, but whatever, it's the 5th page of comments and no one's going to read it anyway.

"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian urine-tentacle."

I say we take off and nuke the concert venue from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

We definitely have one of those. It's the young Orson, though, so not quite accurate.

Hopefully they left an empty seat between them.