release the kraken

Based on your recommendation, I'm going to try out oral sex.

Does Battlestar Galactica count?

Wait, that's Colin Hanks?
When I saw the commercials, I thought it was Tom Cavanaugh. I wondered if he had a portrait in his attic that was doing all his aging for him.

So between this and War of the Worlds
we've learned that if you're a divorced father with a modest job, the world will only end when it's your weekend to have custody of the kids. If these selfish bastards would stop trying to spend time with their children, we could avoid this pesky apocalypse.

None of the plane demolition crew has any way of knowing that Lapidus died.

I think it was actually "Super Bran." Alterna-Jack won't even spring for Raisins.

I'll join with everyone in saying Thanks, Noel. It's difficult for me to believe that I watched and enjoyed the first three seasons of this show without the benefit of these reviews and everyone's comments.

But Kate flashed back to 1973, right? By the logic of the mother exemption, she should have stayed in the present as well.

What?! My pastor lied to me!

The regular God?

Holla Back, Boo!

Let's go to the map!

Does it mark me as a hipster if I drop Sleigh Bells into this discussion? Because: Sleigh Bells.

Mark Hamill IS Nathan Detroit

Oh, sorry — that was me.

I'd rather see a weekly series based on abevigoda.com

WHAT DOES DAD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?

In 3-D!

He's barfing with the angels now.