Doctor Chilton from Silence of the Lambs doesn't ring a bell? Come on! He hit on Jodie Foster, and was eaten in the end!

I believe most commentary tracks are recorded before the film premieres, sometimes immediately after it's been finished. I'm certain that I've heard some tracks where someone mentions that the premiere is later that week, and you'll almost never hear any references to how the film was received by critics or audiences.

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally
Robin Hood will flop

Great story, Level, and your grandfather sounds like he was awesome.

I remember a giant lizard who talked with the voice of Howard Cosell.

You're tearing me apart, Betty White!

Harry Truman

I loved that Kelly mentioned the Springfield Mall, which is in not at all someplace you would make the drive from Scranton to visit.

Or for those of us who live in the US, have premium cable, but would never in a million years watch Human Centipede.

Could this be the rare Garry Shandling movie that does not bomb horribly?

Go away! You have no business here!

Wow, remember when even the AV Club staff was unregistered?

Or the Clash could come out with a White Riot app that gives you a riot of your own.

Not to mention the fact that there are Sex & the City and Twilight sequels coming out this summer. Lousy timing, if you ask me.

If someone doesn't post a clip on YouTube with a fake Werner Herzog narration, I'll give up all faith in the internet.

Your post title could be taken a different way.

You've got it all wrong, my friend. I'm certain that a baby will *save* my failing marriage.

Admit it, Tobias: you were Biastioc all along.

Plus, it did the whole "unexpected dance sequence closing credits" thing years before Slumdog Millionaire.

Seriously, he had to fly to Sydney to track that down?