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Yeah, the alterna-verse is looking more and more appealing now that that's the only reality where the Kwons are alive and (comparatively) well.

He died the way he lived: giving a perturbed one-liner.

I'd like to thank everyone here for reminding me that I haven't listened to Twin Cinema in a criminally long time. That's gonna be the official soundtrack of my workday tomorrow.

Tutu is indeed awesome. Loved his reaction to the idea of black South Africans cheering on the Springboks: "Come on, man!"

I don't want to jinx anything
but it looks like Friedberg & Seltzer might have gotten out of the spoofing business. It's been almost two years since Disaster Movie. Are we finally rid of this pestilence?

Da Hip Hop Witch

Well, there was "Brothers" last season. I'll give you all some time to reminisce fondly about "Brothers."

Separation Sunday, Boys & Girls in America, and Stay Positive were all albums I fell in love with on my first listen, and Heaven is Whenever just didn't have the same effect. A Hold Steady album being a grower is pretty much a foreign concept to me, but I'd love to be proven wrong.

Whew, that was close
When I got to the part where Sean started discussing what was in the leaked pages, I shut my eyes so hard I think I gave myself an aneurysm.

@Dingus, what you're referring to is a Pharm Party, which, like Rainbow Parties, is totally something that exists outside of gullible media reports.

Well, the first "Mummy" was made more than 10 years ago, so Furry Vengeance's target audience was about -4 years old then.

Fingerbanging is so passe. Kids today are into the sexting, and the rainbow parties.

Aronimink Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi

One of these days, I'll figure out what "I'm subtle like a lion's cage" is supposed to mean.

Oh, sure! The guy in the $1500 suit is going to see a Nicole Holofcener movie!

They should do a movie about Grover Cleveland. If it does well, I have an idea for the sequel.

Emo's longevity can be explained thusly: every day, tens of thousands of people turn 14.

Obligatory Simpsons Quote
Bart: …and Justin Bieber was killed by a mob!

I'll bet their mascot is a self-centered naval Lieutenant with an Asian fetish.